Chuck Norris Jokes of Boks Players Bakkies Botha & Heinrich Brussow

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Bakkies Botha Jokes

  • Bakkies Botha is so strong he can tear a page out of Facebook
  • Bakkies Botha has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.
  • Death once had a near-Bakkies Botha experience.
  • Bakkies Botha doesn’t need a GPS. Bakkies decides where he is.
  • Bakkies Botha will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
  • When Bakkies Botha throws a boomerang it doesn’t dare come back.
  • Some kids pee their name in snow. Bakkies Botha pees his name in concrete.
  • Bakkies Botha can tweet from a pay phone.
  • The Vredefort dome was not created by a meteorite, Bakkies Botha decided to put his foot down.
  • Bakkies Botha can speak Braille.
  • Bakkies Botha does not fart, nothing escapes Bakkies.
  • Toe Alexander Graham Bell die foon ontwerp het, was daar 3 missed calls van Bakkies Botha af. (When Alexander Graham Bell created the phone, there was already 3 missed calls from Bakkies).
  • Die enigste tyd wat Bakkies rustig raak is as Riaan Cruywagen die nuus lees om 7.
  • Wanneer Bakkies melk op sy rice crispies gooi, bly hulle, tjoep flippen stil. (When Bakkies pours milk on his Rice Crispies, they are freaken quiet).
  • Die eerste ding wat Bakkies doen wanneer hy by die see aankom, is om twee lengtes te swem. (The first thing Bakkies does when he arrives at the sea is to swim two lengths).
  • Bakkies Botha bel nie die verkeerde nommer nie, jy antwoord die verkeerde foon. (Bakkies Botha doesnt call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone).
  • Bakkies Botha doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it.
  • Bakkies Botha can strangle you with a cordless phone.
  • Bakkies Botha can slam a revolving door.
  • The sheep on Bakkies Botha’s farm are the ones that give us steel wool.
  • Bakkies Botha was born on the 31st of February.
  • Bakkies Botha can BBM with his Pager!
  • Bakkies doesn’t do push ups, he pushes the world down.
  • Bakkies Botha can kill 2 rocks by throwing a bird.
  • Bakkies Botha does a Rugby TV Broadcast in HD for SuperSport from his Nokia 2110.
  • Bakkies Botha can start a fire with two ice blocks!

 

Heinrich Brussow Jokes

  • Breaking News! Chuck Norris recently discovered that one of his balls is missing. Heinrich Brussow stole it!

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